Tuesday, October 14, 2008

What kind of Liberal Are you?

What sort of Liberal are you?


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My Liberal Identity:

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

2 comments:

K T Cat said...

I was an eco-avenger!

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.


Looks like I need to monkey wrench the greedy corporate oil fatcats. I'll get right to it, but I need to fill up my car first.

Apparently I'm also a windbag. That's one heck of a long description.

:-)

K T Cat said...

Wait a minute. That's all of the answers just glommed together. It's a crock. I just did a ctrl-a to copy it and paste it here. Argh.

Anyway, I'm an eco-avenger.

Yay?