Thursday, December 25, 2008

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas

We put our tree up last weekend. The last step was to put a white quilt around the base of the tree. A certain little black dog took the quilt to mean that it was a bed for her. She proceeded to wrap herself around the base of the tree and shake all the decorations. We eventually got her moved and put some packages under the tree to keep her from returning. Andy, not knowing what a tree was, just hid.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

A Modern Tragedy

A Play in Three Acts

Courtesy of Balloon-Juice

Dramatis Personae

BIG THREE, a manufacturer of automobiles
UAW, Big Three’s employee
MITT ROMNEY, an idiot


BIG THREE: I have plans to build automobiles, but I need labor to do so!

UAW: I will labor for you if you will pay me $40 per hour.

BIG THREE: I will not pay you $40 per hour.

UAW: But I need to save for my inevitible retirement, and any health concerns that may arise.

BIG THREE: I will pay you $30 per hour, plus a generous pension of guaranteed payments and health care upon your retirement.

UAW: Then I agree to work for you!


UAW: I am building cars for you, as I have promised to do!

BIG THREE: I am designing terrible cars that few people want to buy! Also, rather than save for UAW’s inevitible retirement when I will have to pay him the generous pension of guaranteed payments and health care that I promised, I am spending that money under the dubious assumption that my future revenues will be sufficient to meet those obligations.


UAW: I have fulfilled my end of the deal by building the automobiles that you have asked me to build.

BIG THREE: Oh no! I am undone! My automobiles are no longer competitive due to my years of poor planning and poor judgment!

MITT ROMNEY: This is all UAW’s fault!

Thursday, November 20, 2008


Europe's digital library, museum and archive

In response to Google's project to archive American culture, the French convinced the EU to create their own archive called Europeana to counteract US cultural dominance.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

In memory of Alex

This one is for my friend KT. Years ago, when we were both in high school, KT worked at a pet store. In that pet store was a Macaw named Alex, who ran the place and would chase the cats in the store. I wonder sometimes where he is and how he's doing. If he had good caretakers, he should out live both of us.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

We have a sick little dog

Ear Hematoma

From Long Beach Animal Hospital
On occasion a pet has a swollen ear due to blood vessels that have ruptured inside the ear flap, between the inside and outside layer of cartilage. This causes the ear to fill up with bloody fluid and after a period of time the blood in the ear clots and there is a firm swelling. If left untreated the ear will be painful and will eventually scar down similar in appearance to a cauliflower ear.
Kelly started showing symptoms yesterday. I took her to the Vet this morning and started with medical therapy. The Vet drained her ear, gave her some steroids, and taped down her ear to reduce swelling. We were told that there is a 50-50 chance this will take. If it doesn't she'll have to have surgery. We're keeping our fingers crossed.

Friday, November 14, 2008

First Snow of the Season

This is the first snow of the season, such as it is, down here on the Plains. We got enough to cover everything, but temperatures are rising, so it should all be melted by the weekend. The mountains, of course, have had snow for at least a month. Contrary to what most people think, Denver and the other Front Range communities are not in the mountains. Our weather is more similar to that experienced in the plains states, to the east, than the mountain weather to the west.

Here's a shot of the Indian Peaks. They got a nice dusting.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

50 facts you might not know about Barack Obama

• He collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics

• He was known as "O'Bomber" at high school for his skill at basketball

• His name means "one who is blessed" in Swahili

• His favourite meal is wife Michelle's shrimp linguini

• He won a Grammy in 2006 for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father

• He is left-handed – the sixth post-war president to be left-handed

• He has read every Harry Potter book

• He owns a set of red boxing gloves autographed by Muhammad Ali

• He worked in a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop as a teenager and now can't stand ice cream

• His favourite snacks are chocolate-peanut protein bars

• He ate dog meat, snake meat, and roasted grasshopper while living in Indonesia

• He can speak Spanish

• While on the campaign trail he refused to watch CNN and had sports channels on instead

• His favourite drink is black forest berry iced tea

• He promised Michelle he would quit smoking before running for president – he didn't

• He kept a pet ape called Tata while in Indonesia

• He can bench press an impressive 200lbs

• He was known as Barry until university when he asked to be addressed by his full name

• His favourite book is Moby-Dick by Herman Melville

• He visited Wokingham, Berks, in 1996 for the stag party of his half-sister's fiancĂ©, but left when a stripper arrived

• His desk in his Senate office once belonged to Robert Kennedy

• He and Michelle made $4.2 million (£2.7 million) last year, with much coming from sales of his books

• His favourite films are Casablanca and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

• He carries a tiny Madonna and child statue and a bracelet belonging to a soldier in Iraq for good luck

• He applied to appear in a black pin-up calendar while at Harvard but was rejected by the all-female committee.

• His favourite music includes Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Bach and The Fugees

• He took Michelle to see the Spike Lee film Do The Right Thing on their first date

• He enjoys playing Scrabble and poker

• He doesn't drink coffee and rarely drinks alcohol

• He would have liked to have been an architect if he were not a politician

• As a teenager he took drugs including marijuana and cocaine

• His daughters' ambitions are to go to Yale before becoming an actress (Malia, 10) and to sing and dance (Sasha, 7)

• He hates the youth trend for trousers which sag beneath the backside

• He repaid his student loan only four years ago after signing his book deal

• His house in Chicago has four fire places

• Daughter Malia's godmother is Jesse Jackson's daughter Santita

• He says his worst habit is constantly checking his BlackBerry

• He uses an Apple Mac laptop

• He drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, having ditched his gas-guzzling Chrysler 300

• He wears $1,500 (£952) Hart Schaffner Marx suits

• He owns four identical pairs of black size 11 shoes

• He has his hair cut once a week by his Chicago barber, Zariff, who charges $21 (£13)

• His favourite fictional television programmes are Mash and The Wire

• He was given the code name "Renegade" by his Secret Service handlers

• He was nicknamed "Bar" by his late grandmother

• He plans to install a basketball court in the White House grounds

• His favourite artist is Pablo Picasso

• His speciality as a cook is chilli

• He has said many of his friends in Indonesia were "street urchins"

• He keeps on his desk a carving of a wooden hand holding an egg, a Kenyan symbol of the fragility of life

• His late father was a senior economist for the Kenyan government

Source, the telegraph.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Final Election Results
Rabbit Hash, Ky

An estimated 215% of local registered and unregistered voters swarmed the polls here in Rabbit Hash, Kentucky for the 2008 Mayoral election.

A highly contested race from the beginning, this race has not let up since it began on Old Timers' Day, 2008. Ten dogs, one cat, one opossum, one jackass, and one human being vied for the ultimate position of political power in this small Ohio River community in Boone County, Kentucky.

It was a dog-eat-dog race. Only this morning, the front runner was Travis the cat, holding a modest lead over two canine contenders. Travis showed a steady popularity the entire day, gaining the majority of the popular vote cast during the day.

After the presidential polls closed at 6:00 PM EST, the focus and the voters and the money relocated to Election Central in the Rabbit Hash barn. Food, fellowship, and good old American politics then prevailed for the next hour or so......and boy-oh-boy did things get heated. Candidates were chasing each other around the barn while the humans on the other end of the leashes were cutting deals and lobbying the public. Bark-The-Vote was the order of the day as the characteristic idiosyncrasies of the Darwinian mix prevailed. Growls, yelps, nips and bites were rampant amongst the candidates. The human conceded early on. Some of the canines followed suit. It was a political battle unrivaled in American political history.

In the waning moments of the months-long ordeal, the great common denominator reared its ugly head and responded to the "last call.' Money flew like fur and the hair was rising the length of each and every spine. Even the dogs knew something was going on as they pulled on their leashes in an attempt to control their handlers.

The final tally was reported:

Lucy Lou New Mayor of Rabbit Hash 8085 votes
Toby Runner-up 4596 votes
Travis 3721 votes
Higgins 2229
Macy 1182
Izzy 580
Pike 557
Rembrant 494
Noggin 184
Molly 150
Peggy Lee 73
Cletus 54
Manson 8
Paulette 5
Alex 2
Ruby 1

This reflects 100% of all precincts in Rabbit Hash. The results have been confirmed and are official.
Rabbit Hash Historical Society

You can find out more about Rabbit Hash

How To Remove a McCain bumper sticker from your auto

This instructional video will show you how to remove the bumper sticker of a failed candidate, such as McCain/Palin. Now you can stop broadcasting failure without leaving a sticky residue.

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From Wonder How To

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

That one, has won

Obama, now president elect, has won a landslide. Over 340 electoral votes. After eight long years under the most corrupt administration its a breath of fresh air. He has both houses of congress behind him. Lets see if they can do anything with it.

Vote or shut up!

Monday, November 03, 2008

WTF! Hillary voters vote for Obama

A man canvassing for Obama in western Pennsylvania asks a housewife which candidate she intends to vote for. She yells to her husband to find out. From the interior of the house, he calls back, "We're voting for the n----r!" At which point the housewife turns to the canvasser and calmly repeats her husband's declaration.

Read the whole story here.

Friday, October 31, 2008

This election to a T

It’s like waiting for the results of a biopsy, where the doctors think it will probably turn out okay, but there’s at least some minor chance that you have terminal brain cancer.

Quoted from Tom Tomorrow

Sunday, October 26, 2008

That One in Denver today

A hundred thousand strong Obama rally in Denver on October 26, 2008.

A canine supporter of Obama.

One of many Patriotic future voters.

The line to get in was huge. We spent over an hour and a half to
get to the capital plaza, but everybody there had a great time.

The line wound around the new art museum. This is one of the
statues in their collection. It was many times life size.

Anonymous Obama supporter waiting to get in.

A false alarm. We thought all the commotion with the police helicopter
was Obama arriving. Later we found out that he'd arrived by bus.

Denver's finest keeping an eye on things. Police estimates
had the crowd at over a hundred thousand.

President Bush wasn't very popular with the crowd. But at least
no one called for his demise.

The Denver city hall building.

The gold dome of the Colorado State Capital. The crowd worked
its way up the capital steps ...

... and down to the foot of the city hall.

Black clad snipers overlooked the whole event.

Fall colors come to Denver.

Cowboys for Obama

Canines for Obama

T-shirts with slogans were everywhere.

More of the crowd.

An Alaskan who wasn't a fan of Palin.

the back of her sign.

Another canine American for Obama.

As typical in Colorado there were lots of dogs present.

See more photos of the rally from Getty

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Fall Colors in Colorado

This year the mountains of of Colorado had some spectacular color. These images are from the real south park.