Drive like a drunk day
I've heard of talk like a pirate day, but who declared it drive like a drunk day and forgot to tell me? Coming in to work today I was continuously behind vehicles determined to touch the lane lines on both sides. Even more surprising, not one of those drivers had a cell phone. A first for Boulder drivers, who have them surgically implanted at birth.
2 comments:
You silly! They're just conserving on gas! The spring rebound effect of their tires bouncing off the lane markers is helping to propel them forward.
Of course, why didn't I think of that. This is Boulder we're talking about.
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