Happy Birthday KGB

San Diego Rock station KGB 101, home of the infamous KGB chicken, celebrated its 80th birthday today.

Hillary in Bosnia

The true harrowing footage of Hillary's trip to Bosnia has been released.

Hilary's qualifications to be president

Hillary Clinton

Experience: Husband secretly let her run country from 1997-1999

Reason For Presidential Bid: Left some stuff at White House

Favorite Food: Wheat slurry injected directly into her stomach

Signature Issue: Becoming President of the United States

Murder Convictions: 3

Make-up Secrets: Classified

Reproductive Process: Squirts thousands of egg sacs into host intestine, then fertilizes them herself


For the rest see the latest Onion.

Thursday Funnies

IRAQ: Five years and going

Democrats doing what they do best!

Stand by your man

Got the flu this week, so I won't be doing much posting, nonetheless I wanted to say something about the Wright controversy.

I've been tagged!

I've been tagged by Dr. Zaius, who in turn was tagged by Splotchy with his terrorist meme scheme. Should I not submit, innocent puppies, kittens, rainbows and moonbeams would be at risk. So in the words of Dr. Zaius, I am compelled to submit the following drivel against my will:

Meme Rules:

1. Tag one to many persons by doing the name game song on their Blogger name (their first name, if they have one).

2. Tell your tagged, name-gamed bloggers that they will have to continue the Name Game meme, or innocent puppies will be [make up something suitably awful].

I only really have one meme victim, so I tag the late Jacob, from the Scratching Post

Jacob, Jacob, snaked,
Banana-fana fo-racob
Fee-fi-mo-mracob
Jacob!

Pronounced Hay-soos

In honor of Easter I bring you Dilbert.

Happy Pi Day

3.14159265 = 3rd month (March) + 14 th day + 1:59 pm + 26.5 seconds