Thursday, March 27, 2008

Hilary's qualifications to be president

Hillary Clinton

Experience: Husband secretly let her run country from 1997-1999

Reason For Presidential Bid: Left some stuff at White House

Favorite Food: Wheat slurry injected directly into her stomach

Signature Issue: Becoming President of the United States

Murder Convictions: 3

Make-up Secrets: Classified

Reproductive Process: Squirts thousands of egg sacs into host intestine, then fertilizes them herself

For the rest see the latest Onion.

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