Wednesday, January 27, 2010

State of the Union

The Care Bear is giving his State of the Union address right as I type.

His key points:
1. Things are less bad than they could have been.
2. Its jobs, stupid! Introduces a new job creation bill.
3. Republicans sit stoically.
4. More nukes. Clean coal fiction.
5. Drill, baby drill.
6. Pay as you go!

... Unicorns, rainbows, and free cake for all!

Remind me again, what makes this guy a Democrat?

1 comment:

K T Cat said...

I guess I don't understand the criticism. He's blown spending right through the roof and none of it on the military. How has he failed the progressives?

What would the perfect Barack Obama have done differently?