Sunday, July 26, 2009

10 reasons Moltz knows the Apollo 11 moon landing was faked


  1. There were three men on the Apollo 11 spacecraft. That means that the odds of someone dying at any given point in the mission were one in three… YET NO ONE DID!
  2. The moon is approximately six kajillion miles away. It is impossible to travel that far because “kajillion” is a made-up word and not a measurable distance. You would be travelling forever!
  3. If men had landed on the moon, this would have angered the lunar vampires we know to live there, sparking a war between Earth and the lunar vampires that would currently be ravaging both worlds. No such war appears to be taking place. Yet it is. The government is just covering that up, too. But it wasn’t started by an incursion on their territory, it was started during a dispute over the ownership of a mule named Paco.
Read the rest here.

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